Post by CJ on Jan 5, 2006 12:06:43 GMT -5
I'm cleverly using this to store schoolwork I do during English. Isn't that funny? I actually do schoolwork during English sometimes!
THE NEW YEAR
This new year is a brand spanking new year to be sure, full of newness of the new variety and absolutely slobbering the newness of what is newly new. This five paragraph report is on this new year, and the report itself is rather new; isn't it rather strange that I have to write a five page report about something not even 5 days long old yet? Enough of my albeit awesome mental meandering, though, this report is going to focus on how well my last year went, goals for the new year, and my resolution for said new year and how poorly I failed to keep it. First things first and last things last, let me tell you about last year, to give you a frame of reference.
Last year, the year of 2005 AD, was a fairly decent one as years go, starting with vacation and ending with vacation, as any good year should. It was fairly uneventful, and school was a lot easier than it usually was, making it henge on 'good' rather than 'average'. There's really nothing I would change about it should I get another one, unless I could do godly level things to it like make days longer, X out school completely, or travel to places I want to go but can't reach. All in all, I had my yearly allotment of fun and my yearly allotment of trouble, which I solved as well as I could. This year, however, I have a good feeling that things might be considerably shaken up...
This year I have a few very important goals in mind, which I have every intention of fighting for. One such goal is to survive my junior year at school with hair and sanity intact. Another such goal is to preform well in the upcoming play, "Hello, Dolly", which I have little to no interest in but for the standard love of acting that I put into every work I act out (yes, even charades). Another goal I would truly love to keep is to acquire someone special to call my own while simultanously giving someone else the same gift I recieve. This procedure is usually called 'courtship' or 'being an item', and I have someone in mind already, not from this school, so good luck finding out who I mean! I know, though, and that's what's important. The other thing that's important is that I get to him...Now, since I'm done being sentimental, I'll tell you the funny story of my new years resolution and how badly I kept it.
Though I do have a lot of love in my heart, and am a generally caring, forgiving, and kind soul to everyone I meet, some people...Really just don't deserve the courtesy. I lovingly refer to such people as 'idiots'. When I use the derogatory term 'idiot', it isn't used in it's standard context; to me, an 'idiot' is simply someone who I can't stand and find terribly annoying. My new years resolution was to forgive every idiot I know, and I lovingly kept this resolution until they attacked. Yes, January 1st, barely after the midnight of December 31st, the idiots were out in full swing, reminding me blatantly why I call them as such. Within an hour I had denounced one, cursed another with a wish of suffering, and reminded one that he still was one, despite the fact that I had forgiven him briefly for his reproachful conduct.
In summary, I intend to live this year much as I lived the last. I like my life, and I don't really care to change it dramatically in very many ways, though the few ways I really want to change I fully intend to. I'm going to enjoy this year, because I shall attain manhood, and things that were previously out of my reach will fall into my lap at the slightest bidding. With this statement, I bid you a fond adieu and wish you a happy new year.
The End
THE NEW YEAR
This new year is a brand spanking new year to be sure, full of newness of the new variety and absolutely slobbering the newness of what is newly new. This five paragraph report is on this new year, and the report itself is rather new; isn't it rather strange that I have to write a five page report about something not even 5 days long old yet? Enough of my albeit awesome mental meandering, though, this report is going to focus on how well my last year went, goals for the new year, and my resolution for said new year and how poorly I failed to keep it. First things first and last things last, let me tell you about last year, to give you a frame of reference.
Last year, the year of 2005 AD, was a fairly decent one as years go, starting with vacation and ending with vacation, as any good year should. It was fairly uneventful, and school was a lot easier than it usually was, making it henge on 'good' rather than 'average'. There's really nothing I would change about it should I get another one, unless I could do godly level things to it like make days longer, X out school completely, or travel to places I want to go but can't reach. All in all, I had my yearly allotment of fun and my yearly allotment of trouble, which I solved as well as I could. This year, however, I have a good feeling that things might be considerably shaken up...
This year I have a few very important goals in mind, which I have every intention of fighting for. One such goal is to survive my junior year at school with hair and sanity intact. Another such goal is to preform well in the upcoming play, "Hello, Dolly", which I have little to no interest in but for the standard love of acting that I put into every work I act out (yes, even charades). Another goal I would truly love to keep is to acquire someone special to call my own while simultanously giving someone else the same gift I recieve. This procedure is usually called 'courtship' or 'being an item', and I have someone in mind already, not from this school, so good luck finding out who I mean! I know, though, and that's what's important. The other thing that's important is that I get to him...Now, since I'm done being sentimental, I'll tell you the funny story of my new years resolution and how badly I kept it.
Though I do have a lot of love in my heart, and am a generally caring, forgiving, and kind soul to everyone I meet, some people...Really just don't deserve the courtesy. I lovingly refer to such people as 'idiots'. When I use the derogatory term 'idiot', it isn't used in it's standard context; to me, an 'idiot' is simply someone who I can't stand and find terribly annoying. My new years resolution was to forgive every idiot I know, and I lovingly kept this resolution until they attacked. Yes, January 1st, barely after the midnight of December 31st, the idiots were out in full swing, reminding me blatantly why I call them as such. Within an hour I had denounced one, cursed another with a wish of suffering, and reminded one that he still was one, despite the fact that I had forgiven him briefly for his reproachful conduct.
In summary, I intend to live this year much as I lived the last. I like my life, and I don't really care to change it dramatically in very many ways, though the few ways I really want to change I fully intend to. I'm going to enjoy this year, because I shall attain manhood, and things that were previously out of my reach will fall into my lap at the slightest bidding. With this statement, I bid you a fond adieu and wish you a happy new year.
The End