They'd Never Say That! (Naruto Ver.)

[Suih]

Well, we all know each Naruto character has their own different personalities.
So, here, we'll post what they'd never say. Thus, the title. I'll start off with some.

Jiraiya

• "Oh man! Not another naked chick."
  
• "Do you guys think of anything besides women?"
  
• "Ahh the fourth was not anything special."
  
• "That's right. I'm a virgin and proud of it."
  
• "I, Jiraiya, solemnly swear never to look at another boob."
  
• "I love big butts and I can not lie."
  
• "I've never looked at porn."
  
• "The internet is not for porn. It's for educational purposes."
  
• "You are young. You are free. Why don't you sleep with me?"
  

[CJ]

Rock Lee =D
"Shouldn't we try something more tactful than punching it?"
"Time to unleash my ultimate genjutsu!"
"Gai Sensai? More like Gay Sensai"
"These weights are too damn heavy!"
"I'm so sick of green."
"I just tweezed my eyebrows!"
"If I cannot do 500 pushups... I'm taking a fucking nap."
"That's not in walking distance! Let's call a cab."
"I think I'v trained enough for one day."

[Li]

Sasuke
"Sakura....I love you"
"Why can't anyone understand, all I want is a hug!?"
"I need to be more like Naruto."
"I did my all time hero report on my brother Itachi Uchiha."
"Why do I run fast? Cause I'm F'ing scared why else?"
"The secret to my Fireball jutsu is a strict diet of beans and rice."

[Suih]

Choji

• "No thanks Shino. I'm not hungry."
  
• "I lost 300 pounds on the subway diet."
  
• "Oooooh no! Not another bite."
  
• "I only lost 100 pounds on the Atkins diet."